October 26th Kevin McAleer – GURU
Kevin McAleer – GURU
Ireland’s biggest living lama Kevin McAleer has just been voted ‘World’s Humblest Guru’ by the readers of Truth Magazine for a record eighteenth year in a row. Following his previous live apparition in Cork, the level of awareness in the Munster rose by a staggering 87% overnight, and rumours of a second coming have sent shockwaves around the spiritual twittersphere.
It’s almost twenty years since Guru McAleer first coined the word ‘mindfulness’, and he is still coining it today. His latest triple platinum bestseller is the hugely populist ‘Be Your Own Brexit’, and he has appeared dozens of times on ‘Celebrity Zen Master Chef’ and as an outspoken judge on ‘Tibet’s Got Talent.’
McAleer’s Advanced Awareness Seminars promise total self-discovery on the night, or your money back. (Spiritual Terms and Conditions apply.) Participants are gently guided to a state of deep relaxation, emptying the mind of all thought, and replacing it with meaningless laughter. A dose of divine light entertainment not to be missed.
‘A poetry of cracked nonsense’ The Scotsman
‘The most naturally funny person alive’ Stewart Lee
Saturday October 26th @ 8 PM in the First Fruits Arts Centre Watergrasshill
Tickets available online here or at the door on the night:
EU 20.00 (+ online booking fee)